11 Feb 2010

Why should KIDS have all the fun?

Are you newly/a year old wed? & still not a parent yet?
I am sure most of you are bombarded by the very-common-and-boring question “Any good news?”

Try telling them about how your dog gave birth to 6 puppies or the way your PM patted your back. You could even talk about how fortunate we Kannada folks are getting to watch Vishnu’s 200th completed movie.

When they give you a blank stare, don’t be rude, don’t be shy, just answer them “Oh you’re talking about kids, Hmmm may be next year, but you never know when accidents happen. The Condom pack reads that they are like only 99% accurate!!!