1 Jun 2012

Film: Katari Veera Sura Sundarangi

With much hype by the various maTa people & we having no work decided to watch KVSS. I tell you, all these long titled movies that get chopped into abbreviations are usually flop. Anyways our hero Uppi is “I am GOD, GOD is great” type of person. He is always bored, wants to have thrill in life so he meets Muthappa Rai. Uppi is a “gaaLi banda kaDe thoorkoLo” vyakti, initially he was roaming around KheNi, and now the latest addition is rowdy turned good man Rai. Rai tells him not to venture into underworld for just thrill, but he doesn’t listen, he visits some bar & shoots someone (I was dozing off by now), that leads to angry big brother who is also rowdy. He kills Uppi.

Meanwhile in the other world, Bhrama’s wife is keeping fitting against Yama & Indra to husband that they are kaam-chors & her husband is not giving her anytime due to being workaholic. Like a typical fitting affected husband, Bhrama writes our hero’s haNebaraha such that…

Uppi dies & flies up, up, up & up. He reaches that world where he finds entrances to “Naraka” & “Swarga”. Thanks to Bhrama, Uppi has done paapa & punya in same %, hence is given a chance to visit both places & enjoy. Thus begins his journey of nonsense talks, idiotic dances, stupid logic & mental situations.

Enter Yama, played by Ambarish, who looks perfect for the role, then DodaNNa, then Tennis, who are saviors of Naraka. He then hears some kogile type voice coming from Swarga, watches through window & sees that the voice girl is taking bath. He falls in love with the girl. Such a cheap thing to happen, to fall in love with a girl when she is having bath, I’d call it lust, anyways he now wants to cut short his Naraka journey & go there. He somehow reaches the place & makes sure swarga loka is affected. He makes our chick actress fall in love with him too. Swayamvara happens amidst so much tension & Bhrama decides to give entry.

He says, kaam-chors, you have learnt your lesson, now this Uppi will go to earth again, like nothing has happened, Yama is also sent with him, so is the new wife whose first night did not happen. Yama is entrusted with the work of getting a bad work done from Uppi. I mean how very jobless of that Yama. Bleedy so many assholes are making paapa & that guy went behind Uppi? Bhrama is also one moron only. Anyways while Uppi is about to do paapa, heroine prays to VaruNa, vaayu deva & makes sure he doesn’t do anything of such crap. Then Uppi realizes that she is his wife from heaven & goes to honeymoon (I think)

Songs – waste, story – maha waste, 3D – thuuu, I was wondering why was so much hungama between K.Manju for a crap like this. Don’t watch else you will die.


ಗುರುರಾಜ said...

Corner of my mind, i had intention to go to this cinema in 3D and i have to drop that.. Thanks to your BRAINWASHING review..

Anonymous said...

Nice Review!

Murali said...

Nice Review!!!

Kaavya said...

Yo Thanks all